"Another Guitar Ad Promising to Change Your Life 🙄" Yep, we get it. You’ve seen a hundred of these before. “Learn guitar in 30 days!” “Master shredding with my secret hack!” Yep, and I also teach unicorns to play guitar. 🦄🎸 Here’s the truth: Most guitar ads are full of it. They make it sound easy, cheap, and instant—then you end up frustrated, broke, and still stuck in your bedroom. So here’s what we’ll admit up front: ❌ We’re not the cheapest. ❌ We’re not the fastest. ❌ And no, you won’t be