Gary Delaney's New Stand-Up Jokes Tour
0:24
Gary Delaney's New Stand-Up Jokes Tour
16.8K views2 months ago
TikTokgarydelaneycomedian
Nine minutes of one liners from Gary Delaney. | BBC Comedy
9:07
Nine minutes of one liners from Gary Delaney. | BBC Comedy
55.4M viewsNov 26, 2018
FacebookBBC Comedy
Twice on Mock I've had the topic of Health, so here they are stuck together. The first was in July '14 and marks the debut of the much copied 'Don't eat anything fatty' joke. Some of this stuff I later re-used on Live at the Apollo. If you're new to me then hello, I do stuff like this, post jokes and and am on tour. | Gary Delaney
3:29
Twice on Mock I've had the topic of Health, so here they are stuck together. The first was in July '14 and marks the debut of the much copied 'Don't eat anything fatty' joke. Some of this stuff I later re-used on Live at the Apollo. If you're new to me then hello, I do stuff like this, post jokes and and am on tour. | Gary Delaney
196.7K viewsJul 19, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
This was a round I used to enjoy on Mock the Week called 'If this is the answer, what is the question?'. Part two out on Monday. New video from my recording of my previous tour shows is currently being edited and will be available first to people who join the mailing list. Mailing list and all remaining dates for this tour are on my website, which is easy to find. | Gary Delaney
3:37
This was a round I used to enjoy on Mock the Week called 'If this is the answer, what is the question?'. Part two out on Monday. New video from my recording of my previous tour shows is currently being edited and will be available first to people who join the mailing list. Mailing list and all remaining dates for this tour are on my website, which is easy to find. | Gary Delaney
166K viewsSep 27, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
Gary Delaney One liners from an Edinburgh TV Spot in 2010 I think. I'd forgotten about this one. I think it's the only footage I've got of me doing the reggae triangle joke which became very popular. | Gary Delaney
2:15
Gary Delaney One liners from an Edinburgh TV Spot in 2010 I think. I'd forgotten about this one. I think it's the only footage I've got of me doing the reggae triangle joke which became very popular. | Gary Delaney
1.2M views5 months ago
FacebookGary Delaney
This is part two of my Mock the Week 'At the desk' Best of compilation (link to part one in comments). | Gary Delaney
5:28
This is part two of my Mock the Week 'At the desk' Best of compilation (link to part one in comments). | Gary Delaney
666.8K viewsOct 7, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
Gary Delaney jokes about 'Family' on Mock the Week. Live at the Edinburgh festival 19-26 August and the last few tour dates this Autumn. http://www.garydelaney.com/gigs/ | Gary Delaney
1:54
Gary Delaney jokes about 'Family' on Mock the Week. Live at the Edinburgh festival 19-26 August and the last few tour dates this Autumn. http://www.garydelaney.com/gigs/ | Gary Delaney
11.3K viewsJul 26, 2017
FacebookGary Delaney
As Not Seen on TV 5. This is the second clip from my second special Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017 which is available as a free download if you join my mailing list. Its more jokes that were never on Mock the Week or Live at the Apollo so unless you came to my second tour 'There's Something About Gary' you've probably never seen them. There's playlists on my facebook and my youtube channel where you can see more stuff that was never on the telly if you look for it. My Gary In Punderland UK and I
4:36
As Not Seen on TV 5. This is the second clip from my second special Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017 which is available as a free download if you join my mailing list. Its more jokes that were never on Mock the Week or Live at the Apollo so unless you came to my second tour 'There's Something About Gary' you've probably never seen them. There's playlists on my facebook and my youtube channel where you can see more stuff that was never on the telly if you look for it. My Gary In Punderland UK and I
835.5K viewsJan 2, 2022
FacebookGary Delaney
The twelve one-liners of Christmas. Some old gold from my Live at the Apollo sets. If you're a new viewer hello. I posts video and jokes here and am doing a huge tour, link in bio and comments. | Gary Delaney
3:34
The twelve one-liners of Christmas. Some old gold from my Live at the Apollo sets. If you're a new viewer hello. I posts video and jokes here and am doing a huge tour, link in bio and comments. | Gary Delaney
220.7K viewsDec 6, 2022
FacebookGary Delaney
This is the first third of my second special. Comedy Club Classics 2014-17. I toured the show under the title 'There's Something About Gary'. If this works I'll post the rest soon plus a few other bits and bobs. I've had a lot of issues posting video but hopefully now they're sorted and this works for you (did it?). If you are new person the bit at the end is me plugging my huge tour Gary In Punderland and the paperback version of my joke book Pundamentalist. Links in comments etc all easy to fi
17:10
This is the first third of my second special. Comedy Club Classics 2014-17. I toured the show under the title 'There's Something About Gary'. If this works I'll post the rest soon plus a few other bits and bobs. I've had a lot of issues posting video but hopefully now they're sorted and this works for you (did it?). If you are new person the bit at the end is me plugging my huge tour Gary In Punderland and the paperback version of my joke book Pundamentalist. Links in comments etc all easy to fi
180.9K viewsSep 3, 2022
FacebookGary Delaney
This clip is from my show 'Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013' which is being released as a free 50 minute download to everyone who is on my mailing list on Blue Monday, 18th January 2021. You can join up at my website which is watermarked in the video and very easy to find. This clip is jokes from my first tour long ago that not many people saw. About half the jokes here I later used on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, some in shorter or cleaner versions. I'm on tour in '21 and '22. Dates are
8:35
This clip is from my show 'Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013' which is being released as a free 50 minute download to everyone who is on my mailing list on Blue Monday, 18th January 2021. You can join up at my website which is watermarked in the video and very easy to find. This clip is jokes from my first tour long ago that not many people saw. About half the jokes here I later used on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, some in shorter or cleaner versions. I'm on tour in '21 and '22. Dates are
2.6M viewsJan 8, 2021
FacebookGary Delaney
Test clip 3 from my special Gary Delaney: Club Classics '00-'12. I've recorded two shows of all my old material, including some stuff I didn't use on Mock the week and Live at the Apollo. The full version will be available soon, first to people on my mailing list (join via my easy to find website, it's even in the video), then here and everywhere else later. I'm on tour 'til March with my new show 'Gagster's Paradise' if you like this sort of nonsense. 40,000 tickets sold so far. | Gary Delaney
3:32
Test clip 3 from my special Gary Delaney: Club Classics '00-'12. I've recorded two shows of all my old material, including some stuff I didn't use on Mock the week and Live at the Apollo. The full version will be available soon, first to people on my mailing list (join via my easy to find website, it's even in the video), then here and everywhere else later. I'm on tour 'til March with my new show 'Gagster's Paradise' if you like this sort of nonsense. 40,000 tickets sold so far. | Gary Delaney
431.7K viewsNov 3, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
Back to the big Mock archive playlist today. I did the catch all topic of 'Relationships' four times on the Wheel of News round, aka 'crowbar in a bit of your stand up'. This is my first and second sets, starting with the second, as the first one everyone knows the jokes by now but they should be in the archive nonetheless. Hello new people I'm on tour if you like this sort of nonsense, and very easy to find. | Gary Delaney
3:24
Back to the big Mock archive playlist today. I did the catch all topic of 'Relationships' four times on the Wheel of News round, aka 'crowbar in a bit of your stand up'. This is my first and second sets, starting with the second, as the first one everyone knows the jokes by now but they should be in the archive nonetheless. Hello new people I'm on tour if you like this sort of nonsense, and very easy to find. | Gary Delaney
951.2K viewsOct 28, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
This is my last Hot Water Comedy video and I've realised it doesn't show on any of my playlists so I'm adding it now. I'll be back on tour with a new show post-covid. | Gary Delaney
6:01
This is my last Hot Water Comedy video and I've realised it doesn't show on any of my playlists so I'm adding it now. I'll be back on tour with a new show post-covid. | Gary Delaney
2.5M viewsJul 12, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
I recorded my two old tour shows this Summer in Liverpool. We're finally approaching the stage where I can start to release clips. This is from the first one. Most of the clean-ish jokes from these shows ended up on telly, but there's some really good stuff that didn't, mostly filth or visual stuff. My current tour Gagsters Paradise is 130 dates in so far, and ends in March. The full version (when the lawyers are done with it) will be available first to people on my mailing list. You can join vi
3:20
I recorded my two old tour shows this Summer in Liverpool. We're finally approaching the stage where I can start to release clips. This is from the first one. Most of the clean-ish jokes from these shows ended up on telly, but there's some really good stuff that didn't, mostly filth or visual stuff. My current tour Gagsters Paradise is 130 dates in so far, and ends in March. The full version (when the lawyers are done with it) will be available first to people on my mailing list. You can join vi
527.2K viewsOct 27, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
For the version of this with the audio fixed, follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/GaryDelaneyComedian/videos/245645946514849/ ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ I'm tidying my Mock the Week playlist and trying to correct all the sound errors. This is all 18 times I did the Wheel of News, aka the 'crowbar in a bit of your set' round. Hopefully this time the sound will work properly. Let me know if it doesn't. I'm near the end of an 18 month tour so I won't plug that anymore a
31:29
For the version of this with the audio fixed, follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/GaryDelaneyComedian/videos/245645946514849/ ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ I'm tidying my Mock the Week playlist and trying to correct all the sound errors. This is all 18 times I did the Wheel of News, aka the 'crowbar in a bit of your set' round. Hopefully this time the sound will work properly. Let me know if it doesn't. I'm near the end of an 18 month tour so I won't plug that anymore a
1.3M viewsFeb 7, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
I'm tidying my old Mock the Week playlist. This is all 18 times I played the quickfire 'If this is answer, what is the question?' round that opens the show. All of my other Mock jokes are elsewhere in this playlist if you fancy a look around. I'm now going back,sorting the sound issues, and consolidating some of the little clips into bigger less fiddly compilations. I'll be back on tour with a new show as soon as it's safe to do show. Join the mailing list via my easy to find website to be notif
7:29
I'm tidying my old Mock the Week playlist. This is all 18 times I played the quickfire 'If this is answer, what is the question?' round that opens the show. All of my other Mock jokes are elsewhere in this playlist if you fancy a look around. I'm now going back,sorting the sound issues, and consolidating some of the little clips into bigger less fiddly compilations. I'll be back on tour with a new show as soon as it's safe to do show. Join the mailing list via my easy to find website to be notif
202K viewsMay 19, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
This is a clip of my old jokes. Mostly from the noughties. I’ve a new tour of new jokes on sale now and starting April 26 This clip has some jokes in it that I was never allowed to use in TV spots. It's from my show 'Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013' which is being released as a free 50 minute download to everyone who is on my mailing list on Blue Monday, 18th January 2021. You can join up at my website which is watermarked in the video and easy to find. I'm on tour in '21 and '22. Dates are on my
3:53
This is a clip of my old jokes. Mostly from the noughties. I’ve a new tour of new jokes on sale now and starting April 26 This clip has some jokes in it that I was never allowed to use in TV spots. It's from my show 'Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013' which is being released as a free 50 minute download to everyone who is on my mailing list on Blue Monday, 18th January 2021. You can join up at my website which is watermarked in the video and easy to find. I'm on tour in '21 and '22. Dates are on my
1.7M viewsDec 22, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
Part 2/2 of my Mock the Week Scenes We'd Like To See compilation. It's the quick fire round where you fight to get to the mike (so no one does your best ideas before you can). If I've been shared into your timeline hello, I post funny jokes and videos on here and am on tour 'til the end of March. | Gary Delaney
6:26
Part 2/2 of my Mock the Week Scenes We'd Like To See compilation. It's the quick fire round where you fight to get to the mike (so no one does your best ideas before you can). If I've been shared into your timeline hello, I post funny jokes and videos on here and am on tour 'til the end of March. | Gary Delaney
478.4K viewsAug 16, 2019
FacebookGary Delaney
15 Funniest One-Liners by Gary Delaney in Punderland Tour
3:10
15 Funniest One-Liners by Gary Delaney in Punderland Tour
320.1K viewsJun 16, 2023
TikTokgarydelaneycomedian
Gary Delaney Hilarious One-Liner Comedy from Mock The Week
0:07
Gary Delaney Hilarious One-Liner Comedy from Mock The Week
750.2K viewsJun 16, 2022
TikTokgarydelaneycomedian
I'm tidying my Mock the Week playlist, this is every Scene We'd Like to See I ever did, including some at the end that I've only just found. It's the rapid fire round at the end of Mock where you fight to get to the mike to get your joke out before someone else does. I'm currently writing a new tour show to be ready for when it's safe and allowed again, sign up to the mailing list on my website to be notifed when dates go on sale. | Gary Delaney
14:08
I'm tidying my Mock the Week playlist, this is every Scene We'd Like to See I ever did, including some at the end that I've only just found. It's the rapid fire round at the end of Mock where you fight to get to the mike to get your joke out before someone else does. I'm currently writing a new tour show to be ready for when it's safe and allowed again, sign up to the mailing list on my website to be notifed when dates go on sale. | Gary Delaney
2.3M viewsMay 8, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
7 Minutes Of One Liners from Gary Delaney Watch all of our shows LIVE from your home. 3 day FREE trial - https://bit.ly/2ZX55PB Tickets for all shows - www.hotwatercomedy.co.uk Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more videos - http://bit.ly/2vBzt2f | LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
7:31
7 Minutes Of One Liners from Gary Delaney Watch all of our shows LIVE from your home. 3 day FREE trial - https://bit.ly/2ZX55PB Tickets for all shows - www.hotwatercomedy.co.uk Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more videos - http://bit.ly/2vBzt2f | LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
3.6M viewsJan 10, 2021
FacebookLIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
Gary Delaney | 😳😳 One Liners Ticket for all shows - linktr.ee/hotwatercomedyclub | LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
8:56
Gary Delaney | 😳😳 One Liners Ticket for all shows - linktr.ee/hotwatercomedyclub | LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
1.6M viewsJan 11, 2022
FacebookLIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club
This old clip is a load of my jokes from Mock the Week. I’ve a new tour of all new jokes starting April 26. Link in bio This big clip is all 18 times I did the Wheel of News, unofficially known as the stand up round. Basically a catch all title like 'Family' or 'Relationships' is useful to crowbar in stuff you already know works. All my other Mock jokes are elsewhere in this Facebook playlist if you fancy a look about. | Gary Delaney
30:04
This old clip is a load of my jokes from Mock the Week. I’ve a new tour of all new jokes starting April 26. Link in bio This big clip is all 18 times I did the Wheel of News, unofficially known as the stand up round. Basically a catch all title like 'Family' or 'Relationships' is useful to crowbar in stuff you already know works. All my other Mock jokes are elsewhere in this Facebook playlist if you fancy a look about. | Gary Delaney
5.5M viewsMay 15, 2020
FacebookGary Delaney
This special is some of my old jokes. A new tour of all new jokes starts in April 26. Tickets now on sale. More venues to be added. Link in bio and comments or Google me. Gary Delaney's Second Special (a full show of one liners). This is Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017. It's the jokes from my second tour 'There's Something About Gary' and provided many of the jokes for TV spots I recorded at that time. At least half the jokes were never on telly, and in the playlists you can find 'As Not Seen On
49:06
This special is some of my old jokes. A new tour of all new jokes starts in April 26. Tickets now on sale. More venues to be added. Link in bio and comments or Google me. Gary Delaney's Second Special (a full show of one liners). This is Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017. It's the jokes from my second tour 'There's Something About Gary' and provided many of the jokes for TV spots I recorded at that time. At least half the jokes were never on telly, and in the playlists you can find 'As Not Seen On
545.8K viewsNov 14, 2022
FacebookGary Delaney
Facebook's auto-subtitler seems to struggle a bit with dirty one liners. Here's what it made of my most popular Hot Water clip. Some of these are like poetry. As always tour dates in first comment, unless I get beaten to it again, or just Google me. | Gary Delaney
4:32
Facebook's auto-subtitler seems to struggle a bit with dirty one liners. Here's what it made of my most popular Hot Water clip. Some of these are like poetry. As always tour dates in first comment, unless I get beaten to it again, or just Google me. | Gary Delaney
81.9K viewsAug 14, 2018
FacebookGary Delaney
This is all the jokes from my first tour back about 8 years ago, it was essentially a best of from my years in the clubs and also was the material I used in my early TV spots like Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week. I recorded this and my second tour at LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool in 2019. The second show is currently being edited and will be released to people on my mailing list soon. People on my mailing list also got a free slightly longer and dodgier version of this show bac
53:34
This is all the jokes from my first tour back about 8 years ago, it was essentially a best of from my years in the clubs and also was the material I used in my early TV spots like Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week. I recorded this and my second tour at LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool in 2019. The second show is currently being edited and will be released to people on my mailing list soon. People on my mailing list also got a free slightly longer and dodgier version of this show bac
199.8K viewsAug 14, 2021
FacebookGary Delaney
Gary Delaney is ready to celebrate Christmas with a stocking full of hilariously outrageous one-liners! *contains strong language and adult humour* | Live At The Apollo
3:59
Gary Delaney is ready to celebrate Christmas with a stocking full of hilariously outrageous one-liners! *contains strong language and adult humour* | Live At The Apollo
257.8K viewsDec 22, 2024
FacebookLive At The Apollo
Gary Delaney is back and he's got a whole host of his greatest one-liners to share with you! | Live At The Apollo
3:25
Gary Delaney is back and he's got a whole host of his greatest one-liners to share with you! | Live At The Apollo
1.8M viewsFeb 22, 2025
FacebookLive At The Apollo
See more